I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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