I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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