so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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