Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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