The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
What a dumb baby whore.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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