I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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