I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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