holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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