I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm gonna fight the coyote
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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