drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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