I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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