I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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