She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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