Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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