he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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