I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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