its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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