She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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