STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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