Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
we made out on top of his cat.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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