Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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