Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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