I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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