...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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