Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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