How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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