HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
And then my night got REAL pukey
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
