So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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