how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
