took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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