Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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