Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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