It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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