So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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