Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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