see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i believe in u and ur pee
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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