I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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