You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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