ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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