mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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