ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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