ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I know her cup size but not her name....
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