Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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