so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
