normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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