Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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