we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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