you turned your livingroom into a bong?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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