Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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