I feel great
I just peed on a car
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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