Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
No...this little piggys going to the bar
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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