Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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