So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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