last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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