I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
the day after is always just damage control
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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