never play flip cup with pint glasses
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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