Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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