South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ugly people sure do ruin things
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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